It was simple.
Update my profile.
Plunk down a few bucks.
And venture forth with new found optimism.
Today I met Walt.
As in 'Captain! My Captain!'
His profile seemed normal enough, so I sent him a brief note.
To which he promptly responded.
Good sign, I thought.
I sent him another note.
To which he responded, "I want to let you know I have a panty [sic] fetish."
Ps. I promptly blocked said offender and reported him as a non-compliant LDS dating site ruffian.